he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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