we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We have so much sex to catch up on
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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