Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just had sex bonerless
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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