we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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