3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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