that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Damn victory sex feels great
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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