I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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