she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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