Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dicks are not precious.
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