I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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