Christians are straight up FREAKS
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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