I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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