Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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