Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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