I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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