Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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