too bad you live with your parents still
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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