i don't plan on having that self control this summer
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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