You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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