Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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