Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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