What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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