I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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