you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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