So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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