I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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