when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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