am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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