Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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