Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize