living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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