Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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