I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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