What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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