I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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