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Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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