So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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