Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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