I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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