after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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