what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think I am morally bankrupt
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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