we have officially mastered the walk of shame
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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