She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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