Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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