I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
