I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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