If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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