no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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