we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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