Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Randomize
