My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I intend to get homeless drunk
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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