Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
How's work?
Spinning.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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