I bet he comes in French.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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