Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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