Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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