I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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