I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
