I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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