I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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