Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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