is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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