Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I could have mohawked her pubes.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Your shirt... Was in my pants
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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