and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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