Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
40s are totally the cure
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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