Define "chronic" masturbator.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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