I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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